i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
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All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
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I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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