I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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