I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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