i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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