I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
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dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
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I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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