It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
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I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
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Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
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Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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