Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
there is puke in my bra ... again
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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