covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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