you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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