If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
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I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
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I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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