Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
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