If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
its liver damage thursday
Randomize
