Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
