Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
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The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The air was thick with penises
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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