Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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