I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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