hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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