remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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