I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god