Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
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I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
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Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.