Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.

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(876): View more from Jamaica

you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom

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(740): View more from Ohio

he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.

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(862): View more from New Jersey

It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.

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(407): View more from Florida

If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.

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(217): View more from Illinois

Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way

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(863): View more from Florida

I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.

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(541): View more from Oregon

YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?

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