I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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