I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
what day is it and did you see me today?
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
So. Much. Porn.
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