i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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