i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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