god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
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I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
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I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
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