oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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