What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
Say something about gay babies.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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