i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
What a dumb baby whore.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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