The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
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There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
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Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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