so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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