try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
you inspire me to be a worse person
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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