Already got asked if we're dating
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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