I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
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Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
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he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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