I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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