belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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