Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
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