i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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