I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
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