I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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