i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
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Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Randomize
