We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
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I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
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woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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