Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
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I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
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My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
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