with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
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I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
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We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
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