She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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