he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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