I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
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I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
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There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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