I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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