So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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