She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Randomize
