Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
Randomize
