Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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