Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
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