It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
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dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
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I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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