my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
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Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
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Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
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I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
You did what with his pubic hair?
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