She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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