What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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