exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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