playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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