It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Randomize